悟空

老者：会说人话的？！

唐僧：老人家，您OUT了。

悟空：哇！师傅，怎么那么快就来啦？

唐僧：还不是因为你啰啰嗦嗦，看你！浪费了多少秒啊！可以打多少酱油啊…… 老者：好吧，我以光速（小声）之分一的速度高速你，这里是陈——家——村——！ 沙僧：行了，快请我们吃饭啊！带回好给你们抓妖怪！ 老者：什么？！你们会……

唐僧：老人家，您又OUT了，我的徒弟们各个都是开心网偷菜的能手，当然妖 怪不算什么了！

老者：外锐狗的（VERY GOOD）！请。 （TWO HOURS LATER）

老者：各位老大，放了偶们吧，那个什么灵感大王一年只吃2个孩子，你们却把 我家明年一年的口粮都吃完啦！

唐僧：吵什么吵！我们在吃饭，你在一边唧唧歪歪的干啥？

八戒：（小声）终于轮到我了！偶们吃的不是饭，是寂寂……寂寞！ （饭后，大家休息了……第二天） 沙僧：还不去把你家孩子叫来？ （不多时，老者回来了）

唐僧：老人家，您不是要把您家孩子带来，怎么把您爸爸妈妈带来了？ 老者：没见过阿凡达吗？看到不？阿凡达版左龙右凤连体胎！ 八戒：阿什么凡达，偶们会很难变的额！ 老者：那就有劳各位了！ （灵感大王庙）

灵感：本来是想吃孩子的，结果看见两个火星人在这里开PARTY呢！ 悟空：去去去！吃还有意见！

灵感：哦？这这这……这莫非是和那个买糖的唐僧一伙的？ 八戒：是啊是啊！

灵感：啊！我立即写了一篇检讨书，保证不再吃孩子，并且让湖面结冰，让你们 过去

悟空：（小声）把我台词都强了！ （第三天） 沙僧：LET'S GO！

（当众人走到河中心时，河水竟然化冻了！） 悟空：哇！冰化了！偶飞~~~~~~~~ 八戒：哇！真的也！偶也飞~~~~~~~~ 沙僧：哇！鞋湿了！偶再飞~~~~~~~~ 白龙：哇！全是水！偶还飞~~~~~~~~ 唐僧：哇！没义气！偶淹~~~~~~~~ （半空中）

悟空：你们都只顾自己，师傅掉下去啦！

观音：没关系，我来拯救你们！ （观音对着河面）

观音：鲤鱼，快快现形！不然甲型H1N1流感传染给你我不管…… 灵感：啊？！观音姐姐…… 观音：说！1+1=？ 灵感：等于2！

（沙僧：真笨！等于4嘛！） 观音：错！等于11！ 灵感：那你？！ （鲤鱼被收复）

悟空：咔！现在河水不冻了，偶们咋过去？ 老龟：你是在无视我吗？ 八戒：啊？这么巧？！

老龟：费什么话！这是为了以后剧情发展！快上！

Goku: elderly!

Old man: ah! Ghosts!

Goku: ghost your head! Have not seen the passing soy sauce handsome suave the authentic hair the face Leigong mouth of a monk? Old man: a talking? !

Monk: the elderly, you are OUT.

Goku: wow! Master, how soon coming?

Monkey: not because you La La weave, look at you! How many seconds wasted ah! Can play much soy sauce ah ...

Old man: Well, a speed of high-speed to the speed of light (whisper) divided you, here is Chen - home - village -!

Drifting: line, Treat us to eat ah! Brought back good for you to grab the monster! Old man: What? ! You will ...

Monkey: the elderly, you also OUT of my disciples are happy to steal food experts, of course, the monster is nothing!

Old man: the dog external Rui (VERY GOOD)! Please. (TWO HOURS LATER)

Old man: you boss, put the crash, that what inspired king ate only two children a year, you confused my family next year's rations are eating it! Monkey: What noise noisy! We eat you in side Debating doing?

Journey: (whisper) finally my turn! Crash not eat rice, knowing ... lonely! (After dinner, we rest ...... the next day) Drifting: your child not to be called? (No more than the old man back)

Monkey: elderly not to the children of your home, how to bring your mom and dad?

Old man: not seen Avatar? See not? Avatar version left dragon right phoenix the Siamese tire!

Journey: A Aveda, the crash will be difficult to change the amount! Old man: it is labor that!

(Big inspiration Longwangmiao)

Inspiration: wanted to eat the children, results saw two Martian open PARTY! Goku: Go, go! Eat there opinions!

Inspiration: Oh? Which this ... Could monk and that buy sugar group? Journey: ah yes ah!

Inspiration: ah! I immediately wrote a criticism Text, promised not to eat of the children, and lake ice, let your past! Goku: (whisper) I lines are strong! (Third day)

Drifting: LET'S GO!

(When everyone went to the River Center, the river turned out to thaw!) Goku: wow! Ice! Even fly ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Journey: wow! Really too! Even fly ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Drifting: wow! Shoes wet! Even then fly ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

White Dragon: wow! Full of water! Even also fly ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Monkey: wow! No loyalty! Even flooded ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Midair)

Goku: you only care about themselves, master fell down! Guanyin: It does not matter, I'll save you! (Guanyin facing the river)

Guanyin: carp, quickly betray oneself! Or influenza A H1N1 flu to you I do not care ...

Inspiration: ah? ! Guanyin sister ... Guanyin: say! 1 +1 =? Inspiration: equal to 2!

(Drifting: What a fool! Equal to 4 it!) Guanyin: wrong! Equal to 11! Inspiration: that you? ! (Carp is recovered)

Goku: carbazole! Now the river is ice-free, ye past Oumen? Laogui: you ignore me it? Journey: ah? Coincidence? !

Laogui: costs nothing! This is in order to later plot development! Faster!